November 18, 1999--Volcan Pacaya,
Guatemala
It seemed like a good idea at the time. But as I stand
here straddling a steaming vent in the earths surface, with sulfuric gas fogging
up my sunglasses and the volcanic rocks very hot beneath my feet, I begin to
wonder why am I here, and why should I believe that it is safe?
Of
course our guide has assured us that it is safe, but how does he know?
With all due respect to what I am sure are the very capable seismologists of
Guatemala, I just do not get the warm and fuzzies that they are on the case with
respect to Volcan Pacaya. Sadly, my recurring mental image is one of a
haggard man, dragging himself out of bed each morning (wearing a nightshirt that
reads "Seismologist", no less), and putting a tongue-moistened finger
to the wind. And each morning, after a bit of reflection, he proclaims to
himself that there will be no eruption today...it is safe to take the tourists'
money and send them to the crater's edge.
Oh well, I better get over
it. Given that Central America is dotted with numerous volcanoes,
this is not likely to be the last one I shall stand atop. Indeed, it is
actually somewhat amusing playing the game, "Ok, if the volcano starts
erupting now, where should we run?" Maybe next time I'll get to see
lava, and be all the better able to visualize it spewing forth in molten balls,
scalding and eating at my flesh.
November 19, 1999--Panajachel,
Guatemala
While we visited the small lakeside town of Santiago, some
little punk pegged Kelly with some mustard colored fruit. Sometimes these
sort of events are good, particularly for Kelly. It provides a reminder that the world is often a harsh, miserable place full of loathsome,
despicable, evil-doing characters who are neither inherently good nor capable or
deserving of your trust and that, indeed, only wish you ill and harm.
Well
perhaps that is overstating it, but if you know Kelly, and her amazingly
effervescent, cheery and energizing view of the world and its inhabitants (no
existentialism in her outlook), you know what I mean.
November
26, 1999--Caye Caulker, Belize
One of the great things about this trip
so far is that we continue to be amazed. The extraordinary seem to become
the ordinary. Today for example. Snorkeling in the wonderfully warm
and clear waters around Caye Caulker and Ambergris Caye, with breathtaking
visibility and an over-abundance of coral and other marine life. Oh yeah,
and we were able to swim with sharks and stingrays. Couple today's
experience with the experience of snorkeling with sea turtles in the Galapagos,
and it is difficult to imagine doing anything quite that wonderful in the water
again. But we shall wait and see.
November 27, 1999--Punta Gorda, Belize
My
teeth are still chattering and my head hurts.
We had an 8 hour bus ride today from Belize
City to Punta Gorda. Little did we know that after leaving Dangriga, with
roughly 3 to 4 hours of bus travel to go, we were also leaving paved roads.
Nothing but dirt, bumps, and potholes. It was very much like going out
into the country, finding a isolated dirt road, and driving on it forever.
Or so it seemed. Our view of the dirt, and the thick forest on both sides of the
dirt, was interrupted only rarely by a house or two every so often. At least we
think they were houses. No electricity in these parts, so not much light
by which to see. I think they were houses.
As night fell and our travels
along these isolated roads continued, I could not help but think about the
legendary bandits that prey upon buses at night from time to time in Central
America. Indeed, in many parts of Central America, buses generally do not
travel at night, in part because of this very problem. It was at about the
same time that the notice in the Belize City bus station, informing passengers
that the 6:00pm bus from Dangriga to Punta Gorda was being suspended in
consideration of the "safety of passengers" began to make sense.
We were in the middle of nowhere...a pretty easy target. I
wondered how skilled our bus driver was at using the rather large machete he
kept next to his seat, and then quickly realized the better course of action for
him was simply to lead the bandits to the rich Americans sitting in the middle
of the bus.
Fortunately, a succession of large potholes and other
inhospitable terrain took my mind off these dreary thoughts, as they were
superseded by pain and aches.
I think I chipped a tooth.
December
2, 1999--Gracias, Honduras
The spontaneity of our travels has been
quite enjoyable. For instance, it was not until last night that we decided
to head to either Santa Rosa de Copan or Gracias, and it was not until we got
off the bus in Santa Rosa that we decided to push on to Gracias. We are
glad we did. Gracias is quite beautiful, as it sits in a valley surrounded
by mountains. It also retains a good deal of colonial charm, with its
churches and cobblestone/dirt roads.
On top of this, what is really great is
the place we are staying. The hotel Guancascos, owned by a Dutch turned
Hondurian named Froni, enjoys a beautiful panorama over the city. The
rooms are all new, have a private bathroom, comfortable bed, and a TV that
allowed me to check stock prices on CNN fn. What else could one ask
for? And all for less than $10 a night. While staying in nice rooms
that are pleasing in and of themselves is never a priority (price, cleanliness,
and safety are), when we stay at a nice place like this it really is a treat.
December
3, 1999--Gracias, Honduras
Today I enjoyed the finest cup of coffee I
have ever tasted. Rich, deep, full and heavy, it was downright
sensuous. Freshly ground coffee beans, themselves freshly picked, strained
(barely) with hot water (gathered from a nearby stream) through a filter that looked to be made of
cheesecloth. Delicious. Like french press coffee, only with more
delicious coffee sediment. All enjoyed at a small, primitive home, within
the confines of the Celaque National Park, and served by a gracious, hospitable,
Honduran who treated us like family during our 45 minute stay there.
Sometimes it is the little things
that make the greatest impression.
December 5,
1999--Managua, Nicaragua
I respect and admire Nicaragua. I really
do.
At our border crossing today, Nicaragua is kind enough to
charge everyone (not just gringos) $7.00usd so that we may all come to their
underdeveloped country and support its continued recovery with our
tourism-related dollars. Fine. In Central America, we are used to
fees the enter and exit countries. In Guatemala, it is the equivalent of
$1.35usd, but only to leave. In Belize, it is the equivalent of $3.75usd,
but again it is paid only when you leave. Honduras charges the equivalent
of $1.25usd per person to both enter and leave. So the equivalent of
$7.00usd to get into Nicaragua, while more than elsewhere, is not all that bad.
What
is remarkable, and what merits my unadulterated respect, is that when you pay
that fee, and regardless of your nationality (USA, Honduran, German, no matter)
you can only pay in US dollars! The national currency of Nicaragua, the
Cordoba, is not accepted!
As we waited in line to pay our fee, it was actually
entertaining hearing exasperated, first-time visitors to Nicaragua, many of whom
had just changed US dollars into Cordobas at the border, struggle with this
seemingly absurd concept. "BUT WE ARE NOT IN AMERICA", and "Cual
pais es esto" ("What country is this"), were typical of their
cries of indignation.
But I can respect this. As a country that in the
early '80's saw amazing inflation, one year at a rate of 33,000%, it is
refreshing to see a complete capitulation to the superiority of the US
dollar. Why even bother with their own currency, when their is a
reasonable chance it may be worth just a little less the next morning.
"Just give us US dollars; the more, the better." No false pride,
coyness, or nationalistic fever here; just honest to God pragmatism.
You
gotta love it.
December 9, 1999--Monteverde, Costa Rica
I'm
not sure how it happened. I'm not sure why it happened. I'm not sure
when it happened. All I know is that it has happened, and I'm just now
able to admit it.
I like bird-watching.
There. I said it.
Are you happy? Do you insist on breaking me down? JUST LEAVE ME
ALONE!!!
I know that some will be horribly disappointed, while others will
claim they saw it coming. Some may be sickened, while others may try to
console me, admitting that they, too, enjoy bird-watching. I open myself
up to the judgment of all.
I should have recognized the warning signs long
ago; the signs that I had an inclination toward aesthetically pleasing pursuits.
The signs that one day I too could become, as Kelly puts it, a "bird
nerd."
For instance, several years ago Kelly and I traveled to Walt
Disney World with great friends of ours, Chris and Scott Polhemus. While
there at Epcot Center, we were admiring the central lagoon and the meticulous
landscaping. One part of the lagoon was adorned with large, floating
bouquets of flowers. And before I knew what I was doing, I blurted out
words to the effect of "those flowers sure are pretty."
Scott,
a guy's guy if there ever was one, looked at me in disgust, together with a
strong undercurrent of heartfelt disappointment. "Pretty flowers"
he asked, in a sarcastic and mocking voice. As soon as he said it, I knew
I had let him down. Indeed, it has not been the same between us ever
since. Surely, the fact that I now admit to enjoying bird-watching, a
pursuit as much at odds with being a true "guy" as enjoying pretty
flowers, will be no surprise to Scott.
Why is this brought to the fore
now? Well today we enjoyed a full day in the Monteverde Cloud and Rain
Forest enjoying, among other things, bird-watching. For instance, Costa
Rica has more than 50 species of hummingbirds, and we saw many today. They
are quite amazing to view, with the unmistakable rapidity of the flapping of
their wings, their hovering in mid-air, changing position with such swiftness,
and the characteristic "humming" sounds made by their wings as they
whirl past you. Couple this with their bright colors and their interesting
sizes and shapes, is it any wonder that I enjoyed watching them?
But today was
not the first day I consciously enjoyed it. This trip of ours has really
pulled it out of me, seeing all these brightly colored and exotic birds. I
really was quite defenseless, as one cannot help but like birding when seeing
the variety of birds we have seen.
For instance, sitting atop the
pyramid of the Mundo Perdido in Tikal, on the lookout for parrots and toucans
was a wonderful experience. And actually sighting several examples of each
was thrilling.
I think that I finally understand the attraction of
birding. Birds are so numerous and of such variety, and prevalent in
virtually every geographic locale, that they are the most accessible of all
wildlife. Further, they are a rather elusive quarry, so there truly is a
"thrill of the hunt" involved. And they are aesthetically
pleasing, particularly when brightly and interestingly colored, or otherwise
exotic.
Is there an antidote? I'm not sure. All I know that is
upon my return to the States, me and the guys will watch football, drink beers
and smoke cigars, scratch and belch, and be as profane as we can be. And
then, perhaps, order will be restored.
Click this Globe for 2 Go Maps to see maps of Central America and the countries
that we visited.